The Daily Jolt, an idea whose time had come, really...no, I swear.
The Daily Jolt was the love child of Amit Gupta, an Amherst student, and Smurfette. God only knows how they met, but they had a tumultuous affair which culminated in a series of trysts. Smurfette became impregnated and just look at the progeny that they produced. Folks, this page is really just a warning against breeding with Smurfs.
I digress.
Through the wonders of binary fission, the initial love child "Amherst Moonbeam Smurferina Gupta Daily Jolt" (called the Amherst Daily Jolt so that it would not be teased by its peers) grew and spawned many others which spread across the country faster than "all your base are belong to us" and with a greater success rate. The UVM page is the latest in a long line of bad ideas gone horridly, horridly wrong.
This is the way Kelly started it, (please don't ask me to explain it:) watch the sparks fly as Hillary attempts to keep it chugging along.
Choo! Choo! I love trains!
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